Steve Caplin
Why are Princess Di, Michael Jackson and John Lennon all drinking in Humphrey Bogart’s bar?
OK, so my memory isn’t what it was. Especially after the accident. But I don’t remember ever having a wife.
You can get just about anything on demand these days. But sometimes those things can themselves be demanding.
Mathematicians love numbers. But what happens when that love turns into an obsession?
Imagine what it would be like if a visitor came from the future. Think of the exciting things he could tell us!
Suppose you could go anywhere in history. Where would you choose? And what would you do there?
It must be extraordinary to be able to fly like a bird, soaring through the sky on your wings. But there could be a downside.
There’s something unnerving about a motionless body…
See that man by the bookstall? No, don’t turn around…
‘So would sir like the brown suede or the tan brogue?’
The hardest thing is disposing of the remains.
It would be the biggest speech of his career. Nothing must be left to chance.
I stood on the pavement opposite Harrods, waiting for a break in the sheep…
If you could send something back in time, what would you choose?
Nikolai would be faithful to The Party to the end, as if his life depended on it.
A club for those unfortunates whose trades are no longer relevant.
Immaculate palm trees lined the coast road, some bearing coconuts, some heaving under their burden of bananas and mangoes.
The problem, thought Ms Trippelhorn, was one of recruitment. You just couldn’t get the staff.
After all, this is where the whole thing starts. With a jigsaw puzzle.
All is peaceful in the garden. Until the arrival of a stranger, bent on shaking things up.
How many righteous people are needed to avert a disaster?
We’re going to build a spaceship. And we need two of everything. Well, almost everything.